“Nostradamus once predicted that in the 21st century, an auburn topped Fabio would appear and change the way we think about stand up comedy forever. That time is now, and that scarlet sensation is Canada’s own Marc Sinodinos. Born from humble beginnings, Marc was the only child of Ms. America and Mr. Universe. Destined for stardom at an early age, Marc was student body president in kindergarten, and in the 8th grade he was named valedictorian of the high school he had not even attended yet. His legend only grew from there, when as a freshman he nailed the head cheerleader, and as a senior he nailed the head custodian. As captain of the football team, Marc threw and caught every single touchdown pass on route to a national championship. At the tender age of 18 and with ice water in his veins, Marc started performing stand up comedy, and during his first set, he pulled Bruce Springsteen on stage, and solidified himself among the greats. Beside his many accolades in comedy, Marc is also an accomplished writer, knife fight survivor, and mixed singles tennis champion. During his spare time he builds spaceships so he can abduct aliens. He has had multiple three ways with different Siamese twins, leaving each pair satisfied and separated. He has won a Noble Peace Prize for fighting for your right to party, and during his acceptance speech, Jesus thanked him. His material is well crafted and absurd, and his style is a perfect blend of silliness, wit, and edge. Women love him, men hate how much they love him."