Guido Cocomello (Headliner)

Guido Cocomello is one of the most sought after up and coming comics who performs across Canada. Born and raised in Montreal, Guido Cocomello is a professional stand-up comedian and actor who performs regularly across the country.

Denis Grignon (MC)

Performing comedy that's minus the naughty words and cheap put downs is no stretch for Denis. In his 25 + years as a comedian, he's always been more comfortable with an act that works above the neck, not below the belt. It's why he's one of the forces behind the No Foul Language Comedy Tour, which has twice been recorded for CBC Radio's Laugh Out Loud.

Monday 8:30PM $5.00**
Tuesday 8:30PM $6.00**
Wednesday 8:30PM $7.00**
Thursday 8:30PM $10.00**
Friday 8:00PM & 10:30PM $15.00**
Saturday 8:00PM & 10:30PM $17.00**
Sunday 8:30PM $10.00**

** Holiday prices in effect and are subject to change.

Dinner & Show Packages

Wednesday is PRO/AM night - we have 3 to 5 local amateur comics, as well as 1 or 2 of the professional weekend performers.

Thursday to Sunday shows normally have 2 or 3 comedians with an MC, a feature act and a headliner. The shows last approximately 90 to 100 minutes. All shows contain adult content, but there is no age restriction for entry to the show.

If you have not been to Absolute Comedy before please read small bitchy print below

A credit card or deposit may be required to GUARANTEE YOUR RESERVATION. For better seating choice and better service, please arrive 40 minutes prior to Showtime (2 hours before Showtime for Dinners). Please call us as soon as possible if you are running late or if there are any changes in your party’s numbers. 24 HOURS (or MORE) NOTICE MAY BE REQUIRED TO CANCEL ANY RESERVATIONS or part of your reservation. (Check our full reservation policy here) You will lose your reservation and seating priority if you arrive less than 15 min prior to Showtime and have not called us.

ALL shows contain adult content, and are intended for an 19+ audience. Persons under the age of 19 can be admitted if accompanied by an adult. However, ….. we do not recommend bringing anyone under the age of 16. If you are actually thinking of bringing your 12 year daughter …. or your 10 year old nephew… are probably a horrible parent.

If you arrive only 5 min prior to showtime, you MAY have to sit in the kitchen and watch the show on a 14” black and white screen with no sound and we will spit in your drinks..