Joe Bronzi (Headliner)

Joe Bronzi's comedy background includes extensive improv training and his performance style mixes award-winning writing with fast-paced 'off-the-cuff' crowd interaction. Joe is a favorite at Las Vegas and Atlantic City Casinos as well as a regular on the high seas. He has opened up for many of the industries' top talents, including Robert Klein, Jerry Seinfeld, John Pinette, Brian Regan, Dom Irrera, Gilbert Gottfried and Kevin Pollock. He proudly notes that he's the regular (and only) opener for comedy legend David Brenner.

Chris Timms (MC)

Born in a trailer park and raised in a bowling alley; Chris is an adventurer of life and an explorer of experience. The same guy on as he is off the stage; laid back and easy going, never in a rush but always on time, likes to observe yet likes to be seen, loves to create and has a passion to perform, rough around the edges and occasionally controversial. He shares the lessons and tales from his journey through life and learns from those of others. He is Canadian, yet a citizen of the world! Just one small part of an extraordinarily wondrous universe... Bitches

Monday 8:30PM $5.00
Tuesday 8:30PM $6.00
Wednesday 8:30PM $7.00
Thursday 8:30PM $10.00
Friday 8:00PM & 10:30PM $15.00
Saturday 8:00PM & 10:30PM $17.00
Sunday 8:00PM $10.00

Holiday prices in effect and are subject to change.

Dinner & Show Packages

Wednesday is PRO/AM night - we have 3 to 5 local amateur comics, as well as 1 or 2 of the professional weekend performers.

Thursday to Sunday shows normally have 2 or 3 comedians with an MC, a feature act and a headliner. The shows last approximately 90 to 100 minutes. All shows contain adult content, but there is no age restriction for entry to the show.

If you have not been to Absolute Comedy before please read small bitchy print below

A credit card or deposit may be required to GUARANTEE YOUR RESERVATION. For better seating choice and better service, please arrive 40 minutes prior to Showtime (2 hours before Showtime for Dinners). Please call us as soon as possible if you are running late or if there are any changes in your party’s numbers. 24 HOURS (or MORE) NOTICE MAY BE REQUIRED TO CANCEL ANY RESERVATIONS or part of your reservation. (Check our full reservation policy here) You will lose your reservation and seating priority if you arrive less than 15 min prior to Showtime and have not called us.

ALL shows contain adult content, and are intended for an 19+ audience. Persons under the age of 19 can be admitted if accompanied by an adult. However, ….. we do not recommend bringing anyone under the age of 16. If you are actually thinking of bringing your 12 year daughter …. or your 10 year old nephew…..you are probably a horrible parent.

If you arrive only 5 min prior to showtime, you MAY have to sit in the kitchen and watch the show on a 14” black and white screen with no sound and we will spit in your drinks..